the most accurate personification of tumblr is probably the grinch
i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif
i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants
when you’re trying to explain eating habits to someone and they think because eating a curry is a one time thing its okay… bitch. i have anorexia. its not just going to go away. its here for life now. now fuck off and let me eat nothing if i like
sleeping with people to try and make myself feel better about this breakup. its not working :/
when you are getting in to someone and it turns out you’ve already slept with their best friend.
This could get very awkward.
reblog if your penis is perfect.